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I am a six year old boy in a grown woman's body.
I don't take myself seriously.
That's all you really need to know.
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Spaghetti & Meatballs Loaf
Spaghetti, meatballs and garlic butter baked inside a loaf of bread.
THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER! I always crave italian, but can’t eat it where I live in my car. Problem solved!
Part of the Star Club mentioned in my previous post.
Keep your fingers crossed! Katie needs money!
I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW!
It’s at Ameristar Casino in the Star Club. It is where all the big spenders go to relax/cry/count their money. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have to wear something slutty, but it’s a job.
References?
I mean, I watch my niece every once in a while, and I only fed her soapy water that one time. I have a great sense of humor, so if your kids don’t appreciate it already, I will make them. Plus I’m pretty.
LET ME WATCH YOUR CHILDREN!!!! I REALLY NEED A JOB! I PROMISE MY HEAVY DRINKING AND MOOD SWINGS WON’T GET IN THE WAY.
So, is that a yes?
The Velveteen Rabbit (via artificialcinnamon)
My psych teacher can’t read this without breaking down in tears. It’s great. Except it causes me to break down in tears, too.
(via interrobangin)
During the days of MDaly and therapy, I wanted to get the last sentence tattooed on myself. But then the only place I could think of was under my boobs, which would be weird, especially when I get implants. LOLZ
Ode to the portwine cheese ball Emily and I are currently annihlating
I wish you were a person so we could go into my bedroom and make passionate love until sundown when you would sweep me off my feet with an exuberant date and romp around the town. Then we could return to my bed and fuck until I have to go to class tomorrow.
Leave the crackers on the plate, we won’t be needing them where you and I are going.
You’d have to fight me for him. Physically. I say that because I know you won’t break my face.
How am I not involved in this sexcapade?
Also, two of my roommates have the flu.
Keep your fingers crossed it isn’t of the swine variety!
Until they get better, I’m couch jumping. Tonight: my mother’s house.
