January 2012
4 posts
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Jan 19th
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Realization:
I have been naked all day.
Jan 15th
1 tag
Jan 14th
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Jan 7th
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December 2011
3 posts
I've found a new spirit animal:
It is the drunk man singing U2 Karaoke not hitting any notes but doing everything with such spirit that you must cheer loudly.
Dec 20th
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The most beautiful thing in my world right now includes the relations between a cat and a dog. Everythingmakes sense  between women and men and life and man is dog and woman is cant and men just want to have fun and women just want to play games and everyone wants fun but at different levels and it all makes sense now.
Dec 15th
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Dec 12th
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November 2011
7 posts
I have slept 6 hours in the past 48.
I am so over this semester. Literally. I’m going to die.
Nov 29th
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Nov 25th
10,692 notes
WatchWatch
imafollower: getatumblrdoittt: “Katie, everybody’s gonna think you’re retarded.” How did you get a home movie on here? My aunt already converted it to dvd, so I just imported it into imovie and did some mediocre cuts. Simple stuff.
Nov 22nd
2 tags
WatchWatch
“Katie, everybody’s gonna think you’re retarded.”
Nov 21st
Nov 19th
The best thing about applebees karaoke is hearing...
It makes me feel good about myself to know that I have something on people who study music and want it as a profession
Nov 16th
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Nov 2nd
5,467 notes
October 2011
2 posts
Oct 29th
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Currently drinking manischewitz out of a coffee...
Also, it should be known I’m wearing an Usher tshirt. I have never felt classier.
Oct 18th
September 2011
4 posts
1 tag
Memories...
Hey guyzz, remember when that one dude I dated for a little while got the tattoo I was planning to get a couple of months after I broke up with him? Remember when he didn’t even deny that he got the tattoo because of me? Cuz I just did.
Sep 29th
1 tag
Sep 29th
Sep 26th
It was fun, New York.
However, I was not nearly as much of a shit show as I had planned. Next time? Love, Katie
Sep 13th
August 2011
2 posts
Aug 31st
1 tag
Aug 13th
March 2011
1 post
You have a passion for tater tots...
when you accidentally punch a passerby in the face while discussing your love for said tater tots.
Mar 24th
February 2011
1 post
Is there a nice way to tell the crying girls in my house to get the fuck away from my goldfish crackers? I mean, I just bought them today!!
Feb 1st
2 notes
November 2010
2 posts
My dog Buster died today.
I don’t know how I will handle staying at home. Being there today was hard enough.
Nov 30th
Nov 9th
October 2010
1 post
Oct 14th
7 notes
September 2010
9 posts
Some of my friends from college graduated, moved... →
I think episode 2 is way better, but can’t allow myself to post it before episode 1.
Sep 30th
Sep 30th
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Sep 27th
2 notes
1 tag
Sep 23rd
1 tag
Sep 19th
1 tag
I got lost on the way home from the bar.
THESE THINGS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN SUBURBIA!! Also, the bar is less than a mile from my house.
Sep 16th
Sep 16th
Way to make things weird, facebook.
It’s inappropriate to suggest someone from my highschool who died as a person I may know. Just sayin.
Sep 13th
UPDATE
I haven’t died, but I was misdiagnosed. Turns out, I didn’t have meningitis. I have had undiagnosed pneumonia for 3 weeks. PARTY!
Sep 10th
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August 2010
7 posts
1 tag
Aug 22nd
1 tag
Aug 22nd
2 tags
Aug 22nd
1 tag
Aug 22nd
1 tag
HEY GUYZ!
I have meningitis!
Aug 22nd
Aug 1st
Aug 1st
July 2010
2 posts
1 tag
Ah, summer.
There is really nothing better than your little brother walking in on your boyfriend with a full frontal view.
Jul 30th
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I just had a serious conversation with my brother.
We talked about my first time drinking. We talked about our first time smoking p.o.t. Also he wants me to go with him to pick up his friend from the airport. I’m uncomfortable. and super drunk
Jul 27th
June 2010
14 posts
Jun 29th
Young Americans: Trailer
interrobangin: docsandsuch: Amazing trailer for a soon to be amazing movie, given to you all on an amazing birthday.   Young Americans: Trailer from alex guns on Vimeo. OMGAHHHHHHH. This is beautiful, Alex. I mean, you had some really beautiful subjects, Alex. I’ll say more on this when I’m not running late to work (maybe). Also, happy birthday or whatever. I definitely teared up a...
Jun 27th
There are Moths
eulakelele: outisde my window.  And I can hear the neighborhood/mostly just at my house stray cat sitting on my window ledge trying to catch them.  I got really excited because I thought somebody was tapping on my window.  Nope.  Just the stray that tried to kill my cat. I have this fear that if I hear tapping on my window it’s because someone wants to murder me or show me some mutilated...
Jun 27th
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I have had some weird nights.
I’m trying to live a bit more and find funny stories to share on here. I still watch way too much tv, but here are some things that have happened recently: I got drunk with a bunch of middle aged women. Highlights include watching one throw up off the side of a pontoon boat and listening to them talk about dying the gray out of their pubes. I realized that one of my guy friends is pretty...
Jun 27th
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I'm a bangs snob.
I was at a bar-be-que last night to celebrate one of my friend’s birthdays, the magic 22. While there, this girl I have known since starting Lindenwood comes up to me and says, “Oh my god Katie! I love your bangs! They remind me of mine!” I reply, “Uh, no.” Let me slow down a minute. Usually when people compliment me for their own selfish reasons, such as asking for...
Jun 27th
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