May 2012
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“Baby, with your hair, complexion, and a little red lipstick, you could easily be...”
– My boyfriend, the romantic.
I always have to fart in the private rooms of the...
They have really thin walls.
Finals week.
April 2012
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Crazy dreams recently.
I just remembered part of my dream included a large portion of my dog attempting to stand up to pee like a dude at the toilet. Also I was part of a professional karaoke group.
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March 2012
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New idea for making friends!
I just remembered how in grade school-high school, you would give your friends pictures of yourself to hang up/keep/j.o. with.
I think I’m going to start doing this again, with current friends and random people I meet. I’m going to be soo popular!!!!
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I hate being weird sometimes.
I don’t get hurt or sick very often, but when I do it is never normal circumstances. My current situation is included. After a doctor’s appointment Friday and a trip to the ER tonight, I had a night cap of 6 pills and 2 topical creams. Tomorrow I have a breakfast of 8 pills and the creams again. The doctor’s don’t even know what is going on and the pills aren’t even...
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February 2012
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Real Thoughts
I just ate four pickles. The whole ones.
Also, I just cried because Neil Patrick Harris will never have me and everyone is getting old.
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Also
New York was fun.
Missin’ my frannnnz.
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I'm pretty cool.
When invited to a party tonight, I replied with, “ugh, I don’t know, I have a test on Thursday and work tomorrow.”
In reality, I haven’t studied, and have spent the entire night watching How I Met Your Mother while getting drunk alone. wooo!!!
January 2012
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Realization:
I have been naked all day.
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December 2011
3 posts
I've found a new spirit animal:
It is the drunk man singing U2 Karaoke not hitting any notes but doing everything with such spirit that you must cheer loudly.
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The most beautiful thing in my world right now includes the relations between a cat and a dog.
Everythingmakes sense between women and men and life and man is dog and woman is cant and men just want to have fun and women just want to play games and everyone wants fun but at different levels and it all makes sense now.
November 2011
7 posts
I have slept 6 hours in the past 48.
I am so over this semester. Literally. I’m going to die.
Watchimafollower:
getatumblrdoittt:
“Katie, everybody’s gonna think you’re retarded.”
How did you get a home movie on here?
My aunt already converted it to dvd, so I just imported it into imovie and did some mediocre cuts. Simple stuff.
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Watch“Katie, everybody’s gonna think you’re retarded.”
The best thing about applebees karaoke is hearing...
It makes me feel good about myself to know that I have something on people who study music and want it as a profession
October 2011
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Currently drinking manischewitz out of a coffee...
Also, it should be known I’m wearing an Usher tshirt.
I have never felt classier.
September 2011
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Memories...
Hey guyzz, remember when that one dude I dated for a little while got the tattoo I was planning to get a couple of months after I broke up with him? Remember when he didn’t even deny that he got the tattoo because of me?
Cuz I just did.
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It was fun, New York.
However, I was not nearly as much of a shit show as I had planned. Next time?
Love, Katie
August 2011
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March 2011
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You have a passion for tater tots...
when you accidentally punch a passerby in the face while discussing your love for said tater tots.
February 2011
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Is there a nice way to tell the crying girls in my house to get the fuck away from my goldfish crackers? I mean, I just bought them today!!
November 2010
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My dog Buster died today.
I don’t know how I will handle staying at home. Being there today was hard enough.
October 2010
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September 2010
9 posts
Some of my friends from college graduated, moved... →
I think episode 2 is way better, but can’t allow myself to post it before episode 1.
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